Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Who says deaf and dumb doesn’t deserve sex, love?

Have you ever seen or met a deaf and dumb guy?
Does he look any different from a guy who can prattle?
Nope!
A deaf and dumb guy is the same as any other guy out there.
He has balls just like the next guy in the next room. He can ball any girl and most importantly, he has a heart. The heart can be broken too. Just like yours and mine.
That he’s deaf and dumb doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be treated right.
You don’t really need to be a rocket scientist to know the nitty-gritty of lovemaking. Thus, no matter the person’s physical impairment, he or she should be able to ball.

This same philosophy should be applied to physically challenged people.
There are however narrow minded folks; folks who think less of deaf and dumb people. They tend not to respect them and treat them as semi human beings. Personally, such jerks have rotten tomatoes for brains!
If a guy is crippled or has withered arms, it doesn’t mean he can’t perform in bed. Many of them are very prolific in bedmatics and scoring. And even their women are very versatile in catching.
Do you know the number of crippled women I see every day at Agege and Iyana-Ipaja with babies?
I’m not here to talk about how effective their engine works, but to tell you that they have hearts and hearts can be broken.
No matter whom you want to fool around with, never forget that the person has a heart that can be broken.
Mine had been broken so often that I have now encased it in a frozen jar. Once in a while, I feel someone trying to break it open, then I find out he’s a jerk. And the cracks simply go back to its former form.
I’ve never been in love with a deaf and dumb guy, but I understand they love just like the gays and lesbian do.
You don’t know how the gay and lesbian love?
Ha! They love to death! They are very possessive and extremely jealous. They protect their lovers.
You’re probably wondering why the heck I’m writing this.
Yes, it’s a sound question.
I would have gotten to that point eventually. But since you’re eager to get me moving, I may as well spill my gut out now.
Yes, a guy pissed me off! I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say: “Guys are always” pissing me off. And you would be very much mistaking.
Don’t get me wrong. I like guys. But a good number of them are jerks!
Guys are good for something I guess. God created them for something. Thus, we women can’t do without them. What do you think I meant by that statement? What do you think God created them for to do with women? It’s not a trick question! It’s a pretty straight forward question.
Anyway, back to the reason I’m ruminating along this lane.
Something happened to two people I know. I felt divided between the guy and lady. I however felt that most guys should be disciplined enough in picking ladies.
Some ladies just don’t know how to handle break up. Many are not cut out for a one-night stand. I’m not cut out for a one-night stand also. I’m more of the lesbian type. I’m damn too jealous and possessive. I very much believe in flaunting a lover. I’m not cut out for a secret lover’s kind of lifestyle. I especially wished to be loved and made the centre of my lover’s world.

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